Well peoples, it’s going to be one of those weeks. One of those pre-vacation weeks where I don’t feel like doing anything. I’m either too busy working or too busy thinking about vacation or too busy thinking about another thing that I will probably not share with you all until at least Friday. This week is gonna suck. So just a warning: If you want to read crap, keep coming back here all week. I suck.
In the meantime, you can entertain me by voting on what you think the other thing I’m thinking about is.
- I'm thinking that I’m more limber than the average man and I’d be perfect as one of those clowns that can fit into a tiny car in the circus
- I’m thinking really a female trapped in a mans body and I’m going to come out with it.
- I’m going to quit my job and go into porn. Starburst porn.
- I’ve been trying to decide if I’m fabulous, or extraordinary, and I can’t come to a conclusion.
- I’m bored and I need something to do.
- all of the above
- none of the above. Please provide your guess.
9 comments:
Oh OH! I know! Number 3! I think there is a real market for the Starburst porn! Are you gonna let your fans get in on the ground floor of this endeavor? We could make a fortune!
Am I nuts?...or would it be too cool if #1 where true? How funny would that be? You...in a tiny car...with a bunch of clowns? We'd see a leg sticking up here...an arm there...oh...& a fabulous pink thong sticking up there...
ha! a pink thong sticking up!
PK, I never really had an ass story until last night. I emailed to the ass chronicles.
I'll go with #7 and guess you knocked her up - intentionally (which is even crazier than it happening accidentally.)
i have one of these weeks every week however vacation isn't inevitable in the end.
you are already bored, so 5 is out. you are already in the porn business!! you are both fabulous and extraordinary and you've already come out with the woman trapped in a man's body...or at least we've assumed so. then the whole clown thing...that is a mystery.
i am w/ pk, none of the above.
sorry i doubled posted.
so out with it! what is the thing you aren't telling us til friday?!
You're gonna hafta wait beyotch.
But I will say Cassa is not correct, intentional, and non intentional, it didn't happen. That I know of.
I think it's #1 - because that's hot... or maybe I've been listening to too many Paris Hilton books on tape... yeah, as if she can read...
oh, and one more thing - mmmm, starburst porn
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