Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Boring to the 3rd power

Well peoples, it’s going to be one of those weeks. One of those pre-vacation weeks where I don’t feel like doing anything. I’m either too busy working or too busy thinking about vacation or too busy thinking about another thing that I will probably not share with you all until at least Friday. This week is gonna suck. So just a warning: If you want to read crap, keep coming back here all week. I suck.

In the meantime, you can entertain me by voting on what you think the other thing I’m thinking about is.

  1. I'm thinking that I’m more limber than the average man and I’d be perfect as one of those clowns that can fit into a tiny car in the circus
  2. I’m thinking really a female trapped in a mans body and I’m going to come out with it.
  3. I’m going to quit my job and go into porn. Starburst porn.
  4. I’ve been trying to decide if I’m fabulous, or extraordinary, and I can’t come to a conclusion.
  5. I’m bored and I need something to do.
  6. all of the above
  7. none of the above. Please provide your guess.

9 comments:

Oh great One said...

Oh OH! I know! Number 3! I think there is a real market for the Starburst porn! Are you gonna let your fans get in on the ground floor of this endeavor? We could make a fortune!

Chick said...

Am I nuts?...or would it be too cool if #1 where true? How funny would that be? You...in a tiny car...with a bunch of clowns? We'd see a leg sticking up here...an arm there...oh...& a fabulous pink thong sticking up there...

Tim said...

ha! a pink thong sticking up!

PK, I never really had an ass story until last night. I emailed to the ass chronicles.

Sassy said...

I'll go with #7 and guess you knocked her up - intentionally (which is even crazier than it happening accidentally.)

nique said...

i have one of these weeks every week however vacation isn't inevitable in the end.

you are already bored, so 5 is out. you are already in the porn business!! you are both fabulous and extraordinary and you've already come out with the woman trapped in a man's body...or at least we've assumed so. then the whole clown thing...that is a mystery.

i am w/ pk, none of the above.

nique said...
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nique said...

sorry i doubled posted.

so out with it! what is the thing you aren't telling us til friday?!

Tim said...

You're gonna hafta wait beyotch.

But I will say Cassa is not correct, intentional, and non intentional, it didn't happen. That I know of.

Veruca Salt said...

I think it's #1 - because that's hot... or maybe I've been listening to too many Paris Hilton books on tape... yeah, as if she can read...


oh, and one more thing - mmmm, starburst porn