Blogger, I'm not your bitch, I'm your whore. And as nique pointed out, why can we only leave comments on our own blogs today? You're getting closer, but you still blow.
Tim, Do you have any idea how big the internet is? There's like a google websites out there for you to go to, but you keep coming back here. Do some work for a change!
-blogger
PS. I hope you know that google is actually a number with 100 0's not just a website, but even so, go Google yourself, do something else for a change!
Blogger, I don't want anybody else, I want you! You were my first, I'll never stop loving you. I'm sorry for the way I've been acting. I'm a little stressed out with thing in my life right now. It's not you, it's me.
hehehee I gave blogger the courtesy of a reach around. And I used the yummie flavored vaseline stuff instead of the icky petroleum stuff. God Tim get with the good bribe sex would ya?? sheesh
hey there.. i stumbled across your site and read majority of your stuff, and i must say, you had me rolling. plus, you're from Philly.. doesn't get any better than that, baby!
15 comments:
Blogger,
I'm not your bitch, I'm your whore. And as nique pointed out, why can we only leave comments on our own blogs today? You're getting closer, but you still blow.
Tim
Tim,
You know you look like a total loser commenting on your own blog like this? Oh wait, you ALWAYS comment on your own blog. Get a life.
-blogger
Blogger,
Screw you! You NEVER work! If I didn't work as much as you I'd... oh nevermind.
Tim
Tim,
Do you have any idea how big the internet is? There's like a google websites out there for you to go to, but you keep coming back here. Do some work for a change!
-blogger
PS. I hope you know that google is actually a number with 100 0's not just a website, but even so, go Google yourself, do something else for a change!
Blogger,
I don't want anybody else, I want you! You were my first, I'll never stop loving you. I'm sorry for the way I've been acting. I'm a little stressed out with thing in my life right now. It's not you, it's me.
Tim
Tim,
It's OK. Wanna have makeup sex?
-blogger
Blogger,
My place. 5 minutes.
Tim
nique, I see you. I'd comment if I could. You know we've got issues when we're leaving comments on our own blogs for other people's blogs.
Tim I see you!!!! I love you!!! stop having makup sex with blogger!!! We are the only one's to do comment sex didn't you know???
I feel so cheated on. hehehehee
Not really, you can f**k blogger anytime you want. I'll even hold the jar of vasaline for you. hehehehe
how did you comment here???
I still can't comment anywhere!!
What favors did you give to blogger? Cheating bastard!!
hehehee I gave blogger the courtesy of a reach around. And I used the yummie flavored vaseline stuff instead of the icky petroleum stuff. God Tim get with the good bribe sex would ya?? sheesh
Uhh, should I leave you three alone?
Maybe you should have put a tie on your blog page. Then I'd have known the Blog was a rocking!
Hi, Tim,
Can't help laughing. I think you are the funniest person who had the funniest blogger that I've known (well, I did not know many though. aye...)
A hilarious read for me. Am very glad to come across your blogger here. Thanks!
Amansielwen
hey there.. i stumbled across your site and read majority of your stuff, and i must say, you had me rolling. plus, you're from Philly.. doesn't get any better than that, baby!
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