I just had fun shopping... metro - 1, hetero - 0
at Home Depot... metro - 1, hetero - 1
for flowers and vegetables... metro - 2, hetero - 1
which I will be grilling during the summer... metro - 2, hetero - 2
then I got a hummer on the way home.* metro - 2, hetero - 3
*bold faced lie
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dont forget the farting part!
yeah a few gastric explosions. And waving your winkie and chasing the other half around and you have that hetero thing in the bag. hehehehehe
I know I have to wait till I get home to drink beer, but I do the farting and ass scratching right here in my cube.
Ha ha ha!
I don't get it. =(
sniff sniff
so that's what that smell is
it's so cute to see the ass scratching...
I get visions of an adimated al bundy thing going on with you.
Oh! I get it now!
Ha ha ha it IS funny!
ogo, are you on drugs or am I not as funny as I think I am? (NEVER!)
Oh Tim you ARE funny. I am just...well...slow and I guess a little naive. After my husband explained what a Metrosexual was and that your tally was about you, I GOT IT! Too bad I can't use drugs as an excuse. I wouldn't feel as dorky.
Ummm, sorry OGO is a little naive when it comes to recent slang. But she is hot! So it balances out!
As to the "hummer" thing I thought you were soliciting one, not purchasing one.....that would have been SO hetero!
Thanks Gary.
I guess I have to forgive ogo's naivety since cacaboy says she's hot.
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