Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Morning Glorious
This morning I learned you can get really high by eating between 100 and 500 seeds of the flower Morning Glory. I wonder how the hell someone figured that out. Trial and error I can only assume. So, I went out to Home Depot and bought a bag of grass seed and downed about 700 of them. I'll let you know what happens later.
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too funny... seems to be alot of work for a high LOL
Can't wait for the dandilions to start sprouting out your ass
Let me know..I'll bring over the riding lawn mower to assist in anyway that I can
I do believe the hedge trimmer would be more effective than the riding mower.
Maybe now would be a good time to take note of all the closest, cleanest, and available toilets.
Now for my next internet post...
"Scientists discover that writing on one's butt with a hi-liter creates a narcotic effect. Yellow was found to be the most high-inducing color while pink was found to produce a strong sense of well-being. This effect was greatly multiplied by the insertion of the business end of a black, thick, jiffy permanent rectally."
Copy and paste and send to two dozen assorted strangers.
Well, it turns out when you eat 700 grass seeds all that happens is you get really bored and don't feel like working. And birds try to eat your stomach.
and your ass hairs turn green. hehehehe
i had a friend in high school named zazu who tried that once, making morning glory tea...and it worked, or so he said.
he also believed that time is a construct of our imagination, so if we don't believe in it, it can't affect us, therefore he will never grow old.
he was nice, i wonder what he's up to now.
Quick! Jump in the tub! When that grass sprouts you can be the newest CHIA character! I smell big bucks here!!!
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