Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Baby shower tonight! Check your mullet at the door.

When I got in this morning I was in a good mood. I’m not a morning person and I was in an hour earlier than usual today. The reason I’m in a good mood today is because I have bowling league tonight. I’m the sub and they haven’t needed me in about 3 months. I’m excited to bowl, and tonight at bowling: A surprise bowling baby shower for Titso!! I imagine the baby will get such things as; used multi-colored Velcro shoes, cigarettes, spray-on shoe cleaner, a mustache, plastic cups of beer, and maybe some dirty bowling alley cologne. We’re going to have the white-trashyiest baby on the block!

11 comments:

Melissa said...

Your baby wife-beater is in the mail right now.

Mad Ethel said...

That is awesome. You should dress your baby in a tiny mullet, a wife beater, and the mustache and take pictures and show us. They do the same sort of thing at lingerie parties. Everyone get's to pick out one of their favorite outfits and the bride has to model it.

Think Frustrated said...

Maybe your baby will get a ball-waxer.

TinaPoPo said...

Um, if Titso reads the other blog, couldn't she read this one, too? And then, couldn't the "surprise bowling baby shower" not be a surprise anymore?

Tim said...

mel - sweet, does it come pre-stained?

mad - sounds like a plan. I'll take those pics if you send me the pics you're talking about.

tf - teehee, ball waxer.

tpp - she's pretty good about that. Unless she's a ninja interneter and statcounter doesn't see her, she's never gone on this blog unless I invited her.

Conti said...

You are my hero.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Sounds like you're going to have a sweet nursery after tonight.

Oh great One said...

HOO WEE sounds like a good time!

The Other Half said...

i have a rat tail...can i still get in?

Steph said...

Seriously, how sweet is THAT?! I'm jealous. Really.

Candace said...

Maybe you'll get a bunch of broken-down Matchbox cars to park in the dollhouse yard.