Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Baby shower tonight! Check your mullet at the door.
When I got in this morning I was in a good mood. I’m not a morning person and I was in an hour earlier than usual today. The reason I’m in a good mood today is because I have bowling league tonight. I’m the sub and they haven’t needed me in about 3 months. I’m excited to bowl, and tonight at bowling: A surprise bowling baby shower for Titso!! I imagine the baby will get such things as; used multi-colored Velcro shoes, cigarettes, spray-on shoe cleaner, a mustache, plastic cups of beer, and maybe some dirty bowling alley cologne. We’re going to have the white-trashyiest baby on the block!