Monday, March 27, 2006

I wrote a silent movie this weekend.

Here's a scene:

FADE IN
A man is sitting on a rock in the desert. He’s an attractive man, but the type of man who doesn’t rely on his good looks to get ahead in life. A second man approaches.

Man 1:

Man 2:

Man 1:

Man 2:

Man 1:

Man 2:

Man 1:

Man 2:

Man 1:

FADE OUT

20 comments:

Queen Of Pink said...

Absolutely brilliant.

Do you have your acceptance speech written yet?

The Other Half said...

oscar material all the way

pyxis120 said...

Magnificent. Encore, Encore!!

Melissa said...

I totally see an Oscar in your future, totally.

min said...

I think it's a bit too long.

Tim said...

qop - maybe something along the lines of this:" "

awa - sweet!

pyx - I had been dreaming that script up for years. Maybe I can write a sequel when the inspiration strikes.

mel - totally awesome!

min - I might be able to cut a little out of the middle, but I hate to sacrafice my art for the sake of the time restraints.

Steph said...

I didn't like the fifith line. I felt he was almost being borderline racist. Maybe you should re-think that one...

however, the rest was BRILLIANT!!!!

Chuck said...

I don't get it....


No, wait...now I do.

Yeah, funny.

HappyKap said...

Gay cowboys?

emertron said...

You should make the entirety of the blocking their eyes shifting.

babyjewels said...

I laughed. I cried. I touched myself a little.

Paul said...

I like it.

Regina said...

I think George Clooney and Stephen Spielberg will be fighting over who gets to direct this film.

Melissa said...

Can I do the score? I've been brainstorming and, keep in my mind, I'm just throwing things out here, but how about something along the lines of
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What do you think?

Melissa said...

Can I do the score? I've been brainstorming and, keep in my mind, I'm just throwing things out here, but how about something along the lines of
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What do you think?

Melissa said...

Woops!

fuzzymuffin said...

Ohhh, a SILENT film. I thought I 'd gone deaf there for a minute

Oh great One said...

Brilliant! I'd come back to see it again and again! Well worth the money!

Charlie Foxxtrot said...

I think it would be much better if the first guy went " " and then the second guy went " ". It just seems to flow better. Maybe it's just me.

Think Frustrated said...

You are fucking hell-arious.