Thursday, March 16, 2006

The Truth Hurts

Sticking with the theme of pain/sickness and half truths, one out of every two statements is true. Tell me which ones are true. (I know I've talked about some of these before)

I was once choked so bad my eyes bled.
I’ve had the Heimlich maneuver performed on me.

Within the past two years I gave myself a papercut so bad I cried (teared up).
I’ve never gotten stitches below the neck.

I was a swimmer for 14 years of my life…
I spent three weeks in a neck brace from diving in a pool when I was 13.
I sprained my shoulder trying to hang onto a starting block when I false started during a race when I was 16.

I’ve broken 7 bones in my body.
But never one below the waist.

I broke an arm when it was run over by a kid on a bike.
I broke an arm diving for the finish line in a game of Red Rover.

I’ve had Gonorrhea.
I’ve had Chlymadia.

One of my toenails is permanently blackened.
Half of my toenails have fallen off.


Min said...

Wow. I'm first??

All true.
But then again, I'm just too lazy to type up anymore than this.

Tim said...

you're first... I just posted it 15 minutes ago or whatever.

and wrong.

Chuck said...

Damn man, you've been through the ringer....many times...

jootastic said...

I'd say that both the STDs are true and both the toe ones are true...I don't know the rest.

Oh, and boobs.

fuzzymuffin said...

Hey Tim, I know this isn't playing the game but could you read my post and see if you can help me out?

Thanks, Sarah

Melissa said...

T.M.I, T.I.M ;)

❉ pixie ❉ said...

I'm partially disgusted by you and partially fascinated by the fact that you would disclose such juicy info..I mean breaking an arm diving for the finish line in Red Rover? You can't make that stuff up.

I once ran into a tree playing Dodge Ball...I swear it wasn't there when I looked backwards while running—but lo and behold, a second later I was laying on the ground half unconscious and surely bleeding a bit.

fuzzymuffin said...

Ok, now to play the game:

In reverse order
Red Rover,
7 bones,
Neck brace,
Unless you wear paper thongs I'm gonna go with no stitches below the neck,
and...eyes bled? Just cause that would be cool.

The Pink Kitty said...

I'm going with half your toenails, that you've had chlymadia, the red rover one, the 7 bones one, the spraining your sholder, the papercut one, and the heimlich one. Do I win anything if I'm right?

Mad Ethel said...

Where are the answers you teasing s.o.b.!

Tim said...

I'll post the answers tonight or tomorrow.

The Other Half said...

it's a sad day when i can't even get you to comment on my boob post...geesh..

TinaPoPo said...

I don't want to play. I just want to KNOW. That's me. I'm all about the facts.