Friday night started slow and fun,
I robbed a bank, then had to run.
Made Margaritas, broke out the grill,
Took some Ecstasy in the form of a pill.
Watched some tv, Deal or No Deal,
Went to the ocean, killed a baby seal.
Woke up Saturday and started to clean,
Went for a ride and picked up a teen.
Walked to the store, grabbed me some lunch,
Just for some fun, the clerk I did punch.
Met up with friends for softball practice,
Went home and masturbated with a cactus.
Went out to dinner with another couple,
Grabbed her breasts, boy were they supple.
Woke up Sunday, went to my niece’s Christening,
Snorted some coke and my eyes started glistening.
Went to brunch with all the family,
Nothing rhymes here, so I’ll say jamily.
Played some poker and didn’t have fun,
Whipped up a bomb and killed everyone.
Watched Desperate Housewives, that show’s so damn gay
Hope you all have a very nice day.