Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Caught Red(?) Handed

I went to lunch and a couple porn stars were on The Howard Stern show. They brought in some sort of orgasm machines. Upon arriving back at work, one of the performers was, well, performing. I parked and for some reason couldn’t turn off the radio. I didn’t notice them coming, but a group of people walked directly next to my car as the porn star was mid-orgasm. I listen to the radio loud. I got a dirty look from one of the walkers. I gave my "dirty" look back, but they kept on walking.

16 comments:

fuzzymuffin said...

Oh I'm sure your radio just wouldn't turn off at the point of orgasm. :P

I reckon the dirty look was more about the fact you were listening to porn. It was a "What type of freak LISTENS to porn?" look

Tim said...

ha! yes, even though I was finished listening, I kept on listening for her sake.

Conti said...

You should audio blog the entire exchange.

The Other Half said...

an orgasm machine...hmmm...

the belligerent intellectual said...

I'd like to know what type of person wouldn't listen to an orgasm on the radio. That's like closing your eyes when a woman takes her shirt off on TV. Or telling a prostitute, "No thanks." It just makes no sense.

fuzzymuffin said...

You are so thoughtful.

Steph said...

was that the episode where the two chicks had to sit on that mechinism that vibrates really hard? i saw it on TV and they said it was more uncomfortable than pleasureable.

Maybe not, b/c you said they DID orgasm...

Paul said...

I used to hear my ex girlfriend talking to her friends about her 'orgasm machine'. It's pretty flattering to be referred to as that. I'm not sure what she meant about the batteries though.

Just said...

Ooh, dirty car/radio porn/dirty talk! Wait, maybe they were faking.

Tim said...

conti - this is a family friendly blog

awa - I saw pictures of them on hwardstern.com. They were scary.

tbi - I tivo Shipmates and the other night some dude was on who ran out of the water when his date took her top off. so, I guess there's 1 guy in the world like that.

steph - no, this was a new one.

paul - must have been a metaphor for your nuts.

just - well, the producer got squirted in the eye, so I don't think there was any faking going on.

Amanda said...

you should have licked your lips suggestively, or something...why not have a little fun.

Alekx said...

Instead of a dirty look you should have gotten that just came on my stomach look then tossed a tissue out of the window in front of the chick.
Now that would have been way to funny

Sean said...

oh a "hate masterbation".

HappyKap said...

I heard this too. It was sooooo funny how freaked out Gary got when she ummm, squirted on him without warning.

Oh great One said...

Not turning the radio off was a sign of a considerate lover. You wanted her to finish too!

Think Frustrated said...

Was your "dirty look" the same as your "oooooh face?"