Thursday, March 02, 2006

I've been thinking

When girls get pregnant their belly button’s pop out.

When guys get fat their belly button’s go into hiding.

Discuss.

14 comments:

jennifer starfall said...

when we're in the shower, if i stick my finger into my husband's belly button, it's so deep that if i pull my finger out quickly, it pops.

is that the kind of discussion you were looking for?

Tim said...

exactly!

Sometimes I wish I could get pregnant so my belly button would pop and I wouldn't have to clean it anymore.

fuzzymuffin said...

Maybe you are going to have a boy and he is making extra room for his willy.

filmgoerjuan said...

There is actually a scientific reason for this phenomenon: with pregnant women, the baby actually kicks the belly button out; with fat men, the stomach actually tries to eat itself, pulling the bellybutton inwards as if it were sucking up a piece of spaghetti.

Strange but true!

TinaPoPo said...

Belly buttons always make me hungry. Is that weird?

It is weird, isn't it?

C-8 said...

With pregnant chicks, there's no room for the belly button, what with the miniature human being grown in there.

With fat guys, their bellies are filled with Krispy Kremes and the belly buttons want to get some of that.

x said...

Oh my god. I'm not even kidding but I was totally thinking about this a couple hours ago.

and why does it bug men so much to have us stick our fingers in their belly buttons? homophobia?

Tim said...

sarah - hell yeah!!

film - mmmmmm, spaghetti...

tpp - no. Not if the belly buttons are filled with jelly beans or something.

c8 - if I could, I'd fill my bb with krispy kreme so when i went looking for lint, i'd have a pleasant surprise

libby - when anyone else tries to stick thier finger in my bb i feel like it's going to give me an infection. and thats true.

Chuck said...

I wouldn't know about the "guys getting fat" thing....seriously I wouldn't...yeah, that's my story. So what was the question?

kerri said...

I don't know much about belly-buttons, but I do know that I like beer. And too much beer=too much belly. Does that count?

amy said...

This is an interesting concept, Timmy ... thank you for sharing.

Steph said...

Katie Holmes has an outie. She is gross though.

TinaPoPo said...

When I stick my finger in people's bellybuttons, I call it bellybutton sex. I think that, more than the actual act of sticking my finger in their bellybutton, is what people find offensive. I've raped them.

Tim said...

chuck - I was talking about other guys. Definitely not you or I.

kerri - pretty much.

amy - I try to enlighten as much as possible.

steph - Titso is getting an outie, but she's not gross.

tpp - you're a belly button whore.