Titso and I (really just Titso) are selling points on our wedding photographer's newly designed website.
If you want to check them out, you have to click on Galleries - Wedding 1 - then we're pics 4,6,8, and 10 if the thumbnails were numbered as such:
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America's Next Top Model here I come!
15 comments:
Tim,
Our photographer actually has us on her site, too. I am such a stud. Here's the opportunity for people to see what I look like. click here and we are under "couple" as the 2nd, 5th, and 13th photos. (Our cake is also under "reception" as the second photo). I'm such a fucking stud.
Very nice. Are you getting kick backs? You totally need to get some money each time someone clicks on your pictures.
Aw, man Jacob! You're wedding cake kicks my wedding cakes ass. Don't get me wrong, mine was beautiful, but yours was gorgeous. I love the shape of each layer and the color against the white.
Tim - you so should be a cologne model.
Was the only picture of you the one with your hand on Titso's arse?! So actually Titso and you groping her arse are selling points on the website? I think that almost makes you a rock star.
Oh, and Tim, nice pics. Too bad Ethel only commented on how gorgeous my cake was and told you to be a cologne model. I guess I should be a hand model.
Oh, quit your bitchin'. I just said that to Tim b/c I didn't want him to feel left out.
BTW, how tall are you?
tf - nice. Are you a millionare from modling contracts yet?
ogo - I wish. I'd quit and click on my ass 8 hours a day.
mad - my hand is the only thing in those pics, but sure, my hand should be a cologne model.
sarah - yep, just my hand. She gets all the glory since she's the good looking one.
How tall am I or how tall is Tim's hand? I believe Tim's hand serves out a tall helping of whoop-ass. I am six-one.
Oh, and Ethel, about the cake...
The guy did it for super cheap. I don't remember how much, but I remember he was like half of what everyone else wanted. The cake is actually brown on white. We had raspberry and fudge fillings, and white and black cake. The inside went: white cake, raspberry, black cake, fudge, white cake, raspberry, black cake, fudge, white cake, raspberry, black cake. It was honestly the best cake I had ever eaten in my life. My wife brought a picture to him of what she wanted, and he totally created it himself. The tiers are actually like a flower-shape, as opposed to round. Damn! I kinda sound like a chick here, but that cake rocked! (Sorry about the long comment on your blog that totally excluded you, Tim.)
SIX ONE? You look much shorter in the pictures. It's hard to tell since you're sitting in an arondack but now that I think of it...yes. You are officially attractive.
And I've seen Tim in a pic where he and his drop-dead gorgeous wife are in the back of a limo - I was going by that. But maybe you should consider hand modeling, Tim.
In all the pictures, I am closer to the camera than my wife (5'3"). The one where we're kissing you can see me leaning way over.
Tim, you look lovely in that dress. White is really your color.
I like the hands on the ass pic....can I get a copy?
Tim, are you aware tht America's next top model is for girls? Maybe you can be the crossover male star. You would probably have to wear a few bikinis, though. I'm sure you are comfortable.
Hehe, you touched her butt
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