High and Dry. Low and Wet.

With this being "casual summer" at work, I’m wearing my adidas sandals today. I was just in the bathroom taking a leak. Upon completion, I did the shake thing that guys do, when there was a sudden Martix-esque slow motion time freeze. Out of the corner of my eye I watched a drop of urine slowly fall. Slowly. It dropped. Towards my exposed middle toe. Too many years of alcohol abuse to the brain prevented the message from being sent to my foot to move it. So, slowly, I watched the drop of piss land on my foot. I zipped up, washed my hands, and came back to my desk. It’s starting to dry now.