Friday, March 10, 2006
The Jim
I know I’ve read several people’s posts on this topic before, but I thought I’d just weigh in on it myself. The topic is: People Who Stare at the Gym. As I see it, there are three types of people that go to the gym: People Who are There to Work Out, People Who are There to Socialize, and People Who Stare. Last night some of the People Who Stare were taking it a little too far and even I felt uncomfortable. I’m there to workout. So, stop staring at Me! I know you’re all turned on and hot and bothered by looking at my buffed, sweaty, naked body, doing squats and lunges, but control yourself!
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Naked?! No wonder they're staring!!
My Jim has tvs over all of the cardio equipment, so even though I have my iPod like a normal person, there are people who bring nothing to listen to and stare at the tv which is hanging 4 inches over my head - of course, it took me a few visits there to realize this, I thought they were all staring at my hair or a giant zit on my forehead... next time maybe I should look for a tv before I throw a sweaty towel at someone on a treadmill across from me... I mean, if they ever lift the restraining order and let me go back...
I'm with Sarah. If you are naked doing lunges and squats you are obviously looking for the attention.
Yeah I have the problem in the locker room. Uh, hello? If I wanted old fat guys to stare at my junk I'd go to one of those gay bath houses!
Then there was the time I sat my naked ass down in the steam room and once the mist cleared a bit I saw two guys sitting across from me jacking off and staring right at me. That was all kinds of uncomfortable.
LOL!!!!! This is why I have never joined the gym up until a few months ago after being scared about dealing with all the staring bullshit. I HATE gym rats! This is why I need an Ipod. I want to ignore everyone. Tune them all out. I hate the feeling that when I walk by some stupid muscle guy that he is staring at my ass. I feel like my ass is on fire b/c his laser beam is burning me.
Wait a second, are you worried about the ladies staring or the dudes? Hmmm...
sarah - I'm just trying to be comfortable.
c8 - I think I'm one of the only people at the gym (and possibly the world) that doesn't have an ipod.
ogo - whatever!
qop - I've belonged to my gym for about 5 years now. I've probably talked to one or two people the entire time.
chuck - that happens to me all the time, except with chicks. uh huh.
steph - I think you missed the joke in where I claim to work out naked. Or maybe you didn't and it just wasn't funny. (never!)
I don't ever talk to people at the gym.I listen to my iPod and read the captions on the bottom of the tv screen.I'm a snob.
tim - actually, I did get it. That's why I LOL'd!!!!!!!!!!!!! then it made me start thinking about the sick pervos. Thanks alot. Anyway, i'm sure that you doing naked squats would be a pleasant site to see. haha
A little less lip and a little more flex, please. That's it. Nice.
Man. I've been going to the wrong gym.
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