Today’s my momma’s birthday. I didn’t get her anything. I think I’ll take her to the movies. She’ll like that more than any stupid present I could get her anyway.
As a good Christian, the start of Lent means I have to give something up. I’m thinking of giving up purple foods.
Friday marks the start of my new position. A new manager and new programming languages. Could mean a change of desk. Could mean I need to stop, or majorly cut down on blogging. We’ll see.
The last song on the Strokes cd makes me want to get up and dance and sing out loud at my cube.
Titso left for Kansas City (or something) this morning. She left me a ridiculous list of things to do. Unload the dishwasher. Wash the bathroom towels. Take out the trash. Feed the cat. Ridiculous. Does she think I’m her maid!?!
10 comments:
purple foods are a good one to give up... :)
and i am thinking the list is a bit unreasonable...shame shame...
lol
peace...
Wait, so getting married doesn't mean having an automatic maid? Hmm, I really need to rethink this whole marriage concept.
I'm giving up my Christian upbringing for Lent by converting to Judaism. It's a proud day for my ordained father.
Women are so hard to please....next they'll be wanting us to help them have orgasms! Geeze...
Feed the cat...the nerve!
Seven!!
You should make your mum something, they love that.
sounds more like her bitch. But do feed the cat. (maybe that was code for something sexy?)
I'm giving up green food - you know stuff like cabbage and brussels sprouts. It will be a challenge.
Assert yourself this weekend - don't do ANY of the stuff on the list - she might respect you for taking a stand. Or not.
Preggs and traveling?
I thought she was pretty far along now...
Or am I totally missing the point of the post...?
monkey - unreasonable indeed! I started the list last night, but I fell asleep.
mel - I married her to be my maid!
tpp - Jesus would be happy!
sean - I'll have to check them out
chuck - women have orgasims?
me - damn cat should learn to feed itself
sarah - maybe some cards?
bj - ooh! didn't think of that!
just - hell of an idea. Sounds good to me.
amy - my maid uniform is the same as my birthday suit
heather - she was given a drop dead no-traveling date of April 10th, which is only 6 weeks before the due date, which is waaay too late in my opinion. He boss wants her to travel until the day she's due.
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