I bet right after this picture was taken he kicked Natalie and Jo out of the room, banged Blair, then went out and got drunk.
Monday, March 06, 2006
The stupid Oscars
I’ve never been a huge Jon Stewart fan. I don’t dislike him, but when people ravishly enjoy someone or something too much, I tend to be over-critical of it. (Example: I started watching 24 this season, enjoyed one episode a lot, sat through one very average episode, then gave up because people are too crazy over it.) Anyway, last night I was watching the Oscars and Jon Stewart was poking fun of Hollywood or whatever. It wasn’t all that great, but it was funny that he was making fun of everyone in Hollywood who was sitting right in front of him. So stupid George Clooney wins his stupid award and gets up and defends Hollywood calling them progressive and they were talking about things before everyone else was and they’re the best blah blah blah. I never really hated him until his stupid speech last night. George, your job is to pretend to be someone else once or twice a year and you're a millionare. Bite me. He was a lot cooler back in the old days.
I bet right after this picture was taken he kicked Natalie and Jo out of the room, banged Blair, then went out and got drunk.
I bet right after this picture was taken he kicked Natalie and Jo out of the room, banged Blair, then went out and got drunk.
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Yay! You posted! I'm watching the oscars in a couple of hours because we are behind in England. I don't even know who the hell Jon stewart is. And I still use smoke signals instead of mobile phones.
Do you have toilets, or outhouses in Liverpool?
We just shit in the street
ha!
ew.
Tim,
I liked Clooney better when he was Booker on Roseanne, and he was banging Aunt Jackie. He was the best plastics plant supervisor in the mid-west.
tf - but didn't Aunt Jackie turn out lesbo? It's definitely not cool to turn someone lesbo.
I bet he treated Blair like he did Teri Hatcher and never called her again.
-Samantha-
I don't fancy George Clooney, If Brad Pitt is old enough to be my dad then he probably is too.
The only reason why George Clooney won is because the Acadamy's president has an ugly, fat daughter that needs to get laid.
I agree with Kitty. Best of Clooney was ER.
you take the good...you take the bad...you take em both and there you have? the facts of life.
i wouldn't kick him out of bed.
i just wouldn't let him speak once there.
unless i could script it. because that could get fun.
watched the whole damn thing...John Stewart was great compared to the lame ass rest of the show...what I'm trying to say is...the entire thing blew...the self important...aren't we all great...backslapping...annoyed the crap out of me.
But didn't Salma Hayek look lovely...all well supported & stuff in her blue boobie dress?
right on...
Sam - have you seen Teri Hatcher in hi-def? I wouldn't call her back either.
sarah - how old is Brad Pitt? Are you like 10 years old?
mel - Natalie?
tpk - yeah, I can't wait for King Kong to come out AGAIN.
bj - I guess he was ok in that... I actually did watch ER back then.
joo - movin on up, to the east side.
mk - You should script him to have a British accent. We haven't seen his pompus ass do one of those yet.
chick - look like a couple of blimps on her chest there.
amy - uggh! He brought up his sexiest man alive award during his speech. Who does that?!?!?!!!!!
jb - I was thinking the same thing.. huh?
chris - hell yeah.
I agree that Jon Stewart is overrated.
he admitted to the mullet: "if you can recover from a mullet, everything else is gravy."
what a twat.
jennybabe, I think you're saying thins blog is horrible lately, and I completely agree.
Did you hear that Travis and Sarah have already called it quits? I think you called it back on Feb. 28th.
I'm 19 and he's, like, 41? You do the math.
P.S. I don't think you're boring, I stalk you everyday, mwahahahaha
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