Here's the order I think they should get kicked off:
1. That one 12 year old douchebag who looks like an alien and thinks he’s a sex symbol.
2. That one douchebag with long hair and two teeth
3. That one half-blackish chick who I’ve fast forwarded through every single time she’s on screen.
4. That giant black chick who’s so pretentious she goes by one name: Douchebag
5. That annoying stupid chick that looks like Filan.
6. That doucebag with a great voice who looks like he cuts his own hair, performs his own dental work, and wears his own spock ears.
7. Mr. I’m So Sexy With My Long Hair And My Stare Into The Camera Douchebag
8. That elfish black chick who’s talking voice makes me want to poke my eyes out
9. That 55 year old douchebag with Tourettes Syndrome.
10. That hot bitch
11. Chris
12 comments:
Reading this post makes me wish I watched American Idol. Luckily, your prediction has given me all the information I need to know.
you need to get kicked off the blog world
;-)~
I haven't watched American Idol since the season where Fantasia won. That poor, little, chunky girl Diana was robbed.
I'd like to switch #4 (I like her) with #9 (he needs More meds)
sometimes i wish i watched this show. ok, not really.
good call. except that chris is not a singer- he's a band frontman. he won't do well being marketed as a singer because rock music is produced by bands.
the next show will be to find out who gets to be his backup.
I agree with Kendra. I like the 55 year old douchebag with Tourettes. He's kind of like Dave Matthews with a severe brain injury.
I wish I watched this show. Everyone seems to get into it. I never know when it's on.
I want Simon Cowell to win
tpp - yeah, I've pretty much recapped the season.
awa - how dare you!
mel - this is the first one I've watched since Ruben won and was never seen again.
c8 - old man's charm has definitely worn thin in a hurry.
steph - really, you're not missing much.
kendra - I'm sure America Idol will screw up his career for a few years, then he'll be the lead singer of a grammy winning rock band.
tf - I was thinking that... he definitely moves like DM on crack.
hk - really, you aren't missing much. I'll lose interest in another week or two.
regina - Extreme Makeover: American Idol edition.
sean - yeah, like she's a good singer.
sarah - he's the only reason I watch. I fast forward through the other two retard judges.
It was the midget sex symbol. Back to the Boy Scouts, he goes.
Kellie Pickler needs to be slapped. "What's a ballsy?" GAHHHHHH!
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