Thursday, December 16, 2004

He's got hiiighh hopes....

Last night I dreamt about skydiving again. This time, I don't know who was with me, I only remember opening my shoot a second before hitting the ground. So now today I'm forced into researching what this means. And this is what I found :

To dream that you are skydiving, represents your high ideals. Sometimes you may need to compromise these ideals and be more realistic of your expectations.

This leads me to believe one of the following:
  • The Eagles will not win the Super Bowl, which will be of no surprise.
  • Angelina Jolie will never fall in love with me. Impossible!
  • I might not be voted the Sexiest Man Alive in 2005, but I doubt it.
  • My cheese slicer/cell phone invention may never take off.
  • My going to the media with my accusation that Kobe's wife was hitting on me won't go over well.
  • My writing skills might never be as masterful as Hemmingway's. (Whatever!)

I must admit I will be thoroughly disappointed if any of the above don't work out as planned.


Alekx said...

Dayum and I was so looking forward to the cheese slicer whilst making obsene phone calls

The Pink Kitty said...

I'm with Alekx, I really wanted that so don't give up hope yet. I was looking forward to the day where I could say, "wait, hold on, I need to cut the cheese" to the person on the other end
eheheheh... okay, so I'm really childish :)

Tim said...

HAA Pink Kitty. Cutting the cheese is definitely not childish. Or is it?

The Pink Kitty said...

Let's hope not cos I just did *blushes pink*

Martin said...

Don't give up, mate - I mean, who doesn't cut the cheese on a daily basis!?