I just wrote about a 15 page post, but deleted it because I know no one likes to read posts that are too long, so I'll summarize it for you.
Getting kneed in the nuts. Not good.
Lizards that can walk on water. Awesome
Big Buildings. Eh, OK
War and Peace. Long
Wart Hogs. Bad ass.
The letter Q. Too dependant.
Wart Hogs. Have Hulk Hogan hair.