subtitle: Or how to fake weight loss to make yourself feel better
1. Get on TITSO's new scale immediately after stuffing your face after Christmas dinner (190lbs)(note: mommy and daddy santa got her the scale. Not boyfriend santa. DEFINITELY NOT boyfriend santa)
2. After two days of doing nothing, get on scale after a light lunch (185.5 lbs)
3. After going to the gym and breaking s sweat for the first time in a month, and not eating for hours, empty bowels and bladder and get on scale (181 lbs)
9 fake pound in 48 hours. Gauranteed or your money back.
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I almost forgot steps 4 and 5.
4. Don't get on a scale for so long that you forget what you weighed the last time you were one it.
5. repeat with Easter or Thanksgiving or Birthday or Arbor Day or Cinco de Mayo or really any dinner
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