Monday, June 20, 2005

Exhibit A

95 year-old man breaks world record in 100m dash. This guy ran 100m in 22 seconds. And that's newsworthy?? I could beat this guy by at least a half a second, but you don't see any Internet stories written about me, do you?!?!? This is exactly why the Internet needs a swift kick to the groin.

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