Friday, June 10, 2005
Speaking of April Fools, I can’t remember if I ever told this before, so I’ll just do it again. My mom was having her third child and she really wanted a girl since she already had two boys. (Insert “But Tim, you are a girl” joke here) So, this was back before people found out the sexes of their babies, you know, before gas powered cars and even before Tivo. The doctor knew she really wanted a baby girl, so when she gave birth the doctor said “It’s a girl!” And my mom got all excited and he said “April Fools! It’s a boy.” It actually was April 1st. So my mom killed him. And that’s the story of how I grew up without a mother.