Friday, June 17, 2005

Having no friends sucks

All my friends have new-borns so my girlfriend free weekend is shaping up to be me, my cat, a case of Corona, internet porn, internet poker, Grand Theft Auto for xbox, and wedding invitations. Don't be jealous.

PS. Figging is a sexual practice involving the insertion of a prepared "finger" of ginger root or even pepper into the anus. The burning sensation is said to induce intense pleasure.

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