As we found out yesterday Martha Stewart is the only real criminal in Hollywood. This isn’t the first time someone got off for being famous and it’s not the last. Here’s what I see the future bringing us…
Apple Paltrow will be acquitted of murdering her mom.
That guy that plays Frodo will be found innocent of raping a cow.
Robot Federline will get house arrest for the 100 pounds of crack they find on him (And yes, I’m predicting they name him Robot.)
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette will be voted president after slicing the neck of that stupid mute guy her stupid dad works with.
After curing cancer, aids, and lazy eyes, Titso jr. will be jailed for life for blasphemy after people find the old blog of her long dead father with the word Chlorophyll misspelled in the title.