Wednesday, June 01, 2005
My Dream Wedding
Last night I had my first nightmare about my wedding. The dream started with me waking up all disheveled in my wedding suit. I haven’t yet picked out shirts and ties, but apparently I go with brown shirts with a red tie to go with my blue suit. It was between the wedding and the reception and I had gotten so drunk before the ceremony I passed out and didn’t remember the ceremony at all. I looked at my watch and I was a half hour late for the reception. I wasn’t too scared about that though because there were a lot of other people at this house rushing around getting ready to leave too. From the bedroom I passed out in I saw our limo (Hummer limo) pull up, so I went down to get in it and titso told me she canceled it. In real life we ordered the limo for 4 hours and didn’t tell them it was for a wedding. Every place charges like double for a wedding and gives it to you for an hour less so we’re going to just go the non-wedding upgrade route. Well in my dream Titso said the limo driver wanted more money so she told him to go F himself. Then suddenly tuk-tuks were pulling up taking people to the wedding. I guess watching Miss Universe from Thailand rubbed off on my subconscious. But they kept pulling away before I could get on one. Finally I got on one when I realized my jacket and tie were inside the house, so I had to go back in grab them and wait for another tuk-tuk. I was now an hour and a half late for my wedding reception, still drunk and disheveled, riding in a tuk-tuk alone to my wedding. Then I woke up. I really wish I stayed asleep to see what happened when I got to my reception. I’m sure MC Hammer would have been there or something.