Home Coming Queen

Titso comes home tonight from her trip. I hope I get some booty. And by booty, I mean pirate’s treasure. Pirates have the best bootys. Which is kinda odd because most good pirates only have one eye or a wooden leg. If I were getting robbed by a guy with one eye I’d just poke him in his good eye. If other people were half as smart as me pirates would be out of business. Sometimes I start to feel bad for dumb people, but then I usual get distracted thinking about booty and I forget about them. Mmmm, I’d love me some good booty tonight.