Torn

I'm not quite sure what angle to take with this story about a dentist that "allegedly" shot a syringe of semen in a girl's mouth. I was going to write about how the doctor's penis had to have been pretty small to be able to fit into a syringe. Or, I was going to write something about how he called it his "cleaning solution". I couldn't come ("come", he he!) up with anything funny enough, so I thought I'd just share the story instead of writing anything more funny that the actual story is. But I do know that my favorite part of the story is how she immediately knew "the distinct taste of semen." She. Sounds. Hot.