Today I was over at Nique’s blog and for no reason whatsoever I left a comment in the voice of Michael J Fox from Back to the Future. I thought it seemed appropriate at the time. So I got to thinking how cool it would have been to be Marty McFly in that movie. He got to travel back in time, he was a total dreamboat (according to his mom), AND he pretty much invented the skateboard. I’ve always wanted to shape a future generation.
So then I wondered to myself, if I could be any character from any movie who would it be?
As a guy my obvious first choices would be any character played by DeNiro or Nicholson. So I had to think of what their best movies were. For DeNiro, it’s Taxi Driver. I think it would be pretty cool to be on the verge of being psycho. But I don’t know about the attempted assassination/pimp killing/pedophile/taxi driving thing. So, on to Nicholson. His best movie was The Shining. It would be totally cool to be a complete psycho. But at the end of that movie he freezes to death and I’m not down with that.
Others I thought of would be Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke since he’s such a bad ass. Sylvester Stallone in Over the Top because I always wished I were better at arm wresting. Christopher Reeves in Superman for obvious reasons. Dennis Hopper in Hoosiers so I could (officially) be the town drunk. And Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite so I could have a sweet bike.
BUT, at the end of the day I think I would choose to be Jessica Simpson in the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard movie because I’d love to have a killer rack like that. (and cate, I wouldn’t care about having a “man jaw” as you like to say, since you know, I’m a man and all.)
So all still reading, who would you be?
10 comments:
well... of course I'd rather have her rack at my disposal, but I don't think she's made a movie where she's just felt up throughout.... SO, I'd be her and the plot would change to a 90 minute Daisy Duke self grope.
this post is too funny! good question too! i've never thought about this so...
I'd like to be that exotic, hot, rich chick from Meet Joe Black cause I get to have sex w/ Brad Pitt ...but then he disappeared which would kind of suck. But hey I'd still be rich and hot!
Juliette Lewis in Kalifornia because I could have MAD, crazy sex w/ Brad Pitt and be crazy, carefree and have lots of sex w/ Brad Pitt!
har har I was just going to say if you had the rack on your chest then it would be at your disposal anytime you wanted for the self groaping. This is scary I'm starting to think like you and don't even know you...
For you... I'm thinking Orlando Bloom as Legolas (stay with me here before you start spouting off) The pointy ears will win a woman everytime for obvious reasons...the elfs always get the chicks (ask my hubby the house elf)so racks and all..go with the pointy ears...
Crap..that anonymous up there was me....
Blog be damned..and me be damned for not checking before hitting pulbish your comment button
anyway it was me
I would totally be jennifer Garner, she kicks ass, she has great boobs, and she has the best posture EVER
I'd be Ben Affleck or that other guy, (whichever didn't die) in Pearl Harbour because you get to
a) have sex with Kate Beckinsale
b) hang out a lot with Kate Beckinsale
c) fool around with Kate Beckinsale
d) Ummm, look at Kate Beckinsale a lot
e) fly cool airplanes
I know I'm a girl and all, but I'd be Johnny Knoxville as himself.
Hiiiiiiiiii there I followed your link from Alekx's blog, hope you don't mind??
Now me I would be Liv Tyler. I'm a chick, and even I think she is way way hot. heheheheeheeee
Great blog, I'll be back. (you should shudder at the thought)
Angelina Jolie.
need i say more?!
Good Jetta post!
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